Monthly Archives: September 2016

never question science

facebook analyzed my posts from the past few weeks and came to this conclusion. apparently i am leaving mo for marcia, i am a sucker for perfect pizza, and i enjoy painting eggs. i suppose you can’t question science. which … Continue reading

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lenting linament

so it’s come to this. i was thinking today about the old days and how some guys would do Really Bad Things to their bodies in the name of training. one of those things was DMSO.  DMSO was a horse … Continue reading

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doubtful? bite me.

can you get arrested for wearing a shirt with an elf saying “bite me”? i was about to find out. i was rummaging through the shirt box looking for a victim when i saw it. the christmas shirt. it was … Continue reading

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i killed willie nelson

in my defense, i examined it closely, and NOWHERE does it say “caution: do not leave this candle exposed to direct sunlight in 95 degree weather for three days you moron.” or else this story would have turned out differently. … Continue reading

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tim and me

ok considering i haven’t run in about 10 years. just tried to keep hr around 150. never switched watch over to time. felt fine first mile, then the usual fade. but it was fun. that’s the important thing, right? screw … Continue reading

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way back when

well, i guess that this is now the end paper signed, forget the pen wonder if we’ll ever meet again — the prophet aimee man during times like these, i think a lot about catch-22, joseph heller’s brilliant novel. if … Continue reading

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