8 miles. 1 butt totally kicked. 0 gluten consumed yesterday, allowing said run. 2 football games. 1 totally unsatisfactory hallmark movie to offset the testosterone. 1 pint of pralines and cream. 2 glasses of wine. 1 hour of watching shakey graves and ryan adams in an effort to maintain a texas-nc balance. 2 cramps. 1 big box of presents. many peanuts. 1 fistfight over contemporary art vs. folk art. 82 obscenities muttered during sean penn 60 minutes interview. 2 more glasses of wine.