I went out to test legs today and they said go fish. Luckily the beach is covered in dead fish because of Red Tide, starring a young Patrick Swayzee. So i worked on my sidle. 4 miles, 14:45. i think i’m going to screw everything up and run Jackalope next Saturday, so just goofing off till then.
I learned three things today:
1. skynyrd’s Free Bird is exactly the right number of beats per minute for a 14:45 pace, perfect for all-day jackaloping.
2. one more mile listening to it and i would have burst into flames. it’s not easy to run while holding up a lighter.
3. i’d rather be here. dammit.