new tires/pizza and sweet tea. not sure if that’s a good day or a bad day. The highlight of MY day, on the other hand was restocking on rest day before tempo tuesday. an actual transcript:
fleet feet guy: can i help you?
fleet feet guy: GU. what flavor?
fleet feet guy: how many?
me: perfect imitation of Hal Incandenza in chapter 1 of ultimate jest.
fleet feet guy: that’s a lot! are you training for a race?
fleet feet guy: are you in our system? If you’re buying that much GU, you should be in the system.
me: stare at floor.
fleet feet guy: um, ok, here you go. thanks.
me: panicked exit.
god, i love to talk running.
epitaph: new gu design dropped expiration date. i’m a goner.
And then you know the other part. Here’s to a better Saturday.