4 miles

I ran 4 miles through the parking lot of the baptist church, which believes that an almighty God who had a kid with a virgin so that the kid could hang out for 30 years before finally going on the road only to get killed and then go up to hang out with dad, asking only that i appeal to him to fix my crappy heart even though the answer is a resounding no. a perfectly reasonable religion indeed. why don’t the scientologists get that?. i listened to todd rundgren seducing a 17-year-old while running through their lot and shaking my hand toward a vengeful god who won’t allow me to run 20 miles even though it’s a lovely 70 degrees out. my goal was 4 miles in less than 3:30 and i narrowly made it. i will not report on my bathroom breaks.

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